Posted By • June 9th, 2016

Are you old enough – or, if you are younger, did you ever read about – the earliest days of the Civil Rights struggle in this country?  Back on February 1, 1960, in Greensboro, North Carolina, four young black men staged a “sit-in” at the lunch counter of a Woolworth store. Of course, that lunch counter was for “Whites Only” but those brave young men came in and sat on the stools and tried to order a simple Coca-Cola (which they never got). And there were plenty of white folk in that city who said, “Well, let them go someplace[…] Read More

Posted By • May 22nd, 2016

No wait. I said that wrong. What I meant was: In 2016, transgender men and women will elect the President. Yea. That’s closer to the truth. Here is how it will happen. There are two national parties – the Blue Party and the Red Party. Now, most transgender folks will vote for the candidate of the Blue Party, but what about the Red Party? Well, if that candidate wins, he will owe his victory to us. Here’s how: Every four years, when the Red Party starts the process of choosing its candidate, they start that process in… that diverse and[…] Read More

Posted By • May 18th, 2016

(I had a dream last night that Donald Trump won the election. Then, he decided to “reach out” to the LGBT community by asking me to give him advice on how his administration should handle certain issues that relate to LGBT men and women.) To:      President-Elect Trump From:  Holly Maholm Subject:  Proposed LGBT Policies for Your Administration As you requested, I am submitting several proposed new policies you may wish to adopt concerning LGBT-related issues. (I apologize that we had so little time together when we met. I confess I had to pee, and when no one at the White[…] Read More

Posted By • May 18th, 2016

Recently I have read articles attacking men who – it is claimed – have turned transwomen into “fetish objects.” These are men who – it is darkly suggested – have improper desires for transwomen, and whose erotic attachment to our transgender bodies “dishonors” us. This is bullshit. To begin with, as we can all agree if we recall the years Hillary Clinton spent in the White House, there is much honor to be earned by a woman who “stands by her man.” Going on, it is well-known in our LGBT community that those rare men who are sexually attracted to[…] Read More

Posted By • May 9th, 2016

I was sitting in a booth at Donut Time, and with me were Sin-Dee and Alexandra – two transgender prostitutes – and Chester, their pimp. Seeing some activity outside, we looked and saw a new black Escalade – still wet from the car wash around the corner – pull up in front. The passenger door opened and out stepped Caitlyn! She hastily folded some bills and stashed them in her bra, then came inside. Seeing her friends, she walked up and slipped into the booth with us. She took one look at me and appeared to realize, “The jig is[…] Read More

Posted By • May 9th, 2016

This Just In!! (Actually, one year from now…) Caitlyn Jenner has been found! The most notorious kidnapping case in California history (since Patty Hearst) has come to an end! Earlier today I made contact with Caitlyn, and in a moment I will tell you the story of her year-long ordeal. But first… you remember how it all started. One year ago, Caitlyn and her “posse” of transgender women friends started off filming Season 3 of “I Am Cait” by getting into a luxury bus and driving away. Then a few hours later the bus was found by the side of[…] Read More

Posted By • May 9th, 2016

Right now, Gender Warriors from coast to coast are having a meltdown over the first episode of the second season of “I Am Cait.” In this episode, Caitlyn Jenner is heard once again declaring herself a “conservative” and assuring the other transgender ladies on the bus that “conservatives fully support all transgender rights.” (It is particularly amusing that Caitlyn says this in the presence of Kate Bornstein, who has spent literally decades fighting Conservative Republicans trying to oppress and disenfranchise transgender men and women.) But nevertheless, Caitlyn goes on to express her admiration for Ted Cruz and her devotion to[…] Read More

Posted By • May 9th, 2016

This is a message – really some free legal advice – for Christians everywhere. I am an attorney and have been since 1977, so I have been around the law a while. What I have to say may surprise you, but I hope you will listen with an open mind. First, I must tell you that I am one of those LGBT people – a transgender woman, to be precise. But what I have to say could be said by any experienced attorney, or by any thoughtful follower of Our Lord. Me having been a lawyer for 36 years, you[…] Read More

Posted By • May 9th, 2016

Earlier last year, when I started hearing more about Ben Carson, I was intrigued. Here was a man – an African American – who had a long and distinguished career as a neurosurgeon. Now, if there is some task before you which you want to suggest is well within your abilities, you may dismiss it by saying “It’s not brain surgery!” But Ben could do brain surgery. Not a problem for Ben. So, we know Ben Carson must be a pretty smart guy when he wants to be. So when a guy like that decides to run for the Presidency,[…] Read More

Posted By • March 3rd, 2016

Holly comments on the Georgia “Bathroom Bill”